I will admit that I often arrive hime later than I tell him, but I easily get caught up in the moment and lose track of time, and as soon as I notice a text or call I get back to him ASAP. I do feel the need to mention that going out is not something I do very frequently at all, and I'm not a person who is glued to their phone while out having a good time! About a year ago my best friend moved away to another part of the country, and being busy running my own business I've had a hard time connecting with new friends. In my mind, the opportunity to attend my friends birthday dinner was a very welcome outing with the potential to make more friends, which I lack. My boyfriend is well aware that I am looking for new girlfriend, so his attitude to me going out is super frustrating for me, and I'm feeling very confused as to why he would be so bothered in the first place. So here I am, realizing that this was way longer that I anticipated. This post is probably half rant, half question. What is your two cents on this guys?
An Awful Scot I decided to meet with this person after seeing he was older than I am. I tend to shy away from younger men (because of experience) and tend to be attracted to a combination of wit, intelligence, and other traits that do not correlate to physical appearance. We had a drink and took an uber to my crap hotel. During the drive, we teased each other and were discreetly being handsy and flirty. When we got to my hotel, we continued our explorations and I asked to be excused to "freshen up. " Awful Scot said he would be stepping out to buy some condoms. After fifteen or so minutes, I saw that he had sent me a couple of messages on Reddit telling me I was not really his type. I wish he could have said that before we took an Uber. I could have enjoyed sightseeing a bit longer. This encounter with the Awful Scot made me feel shitty. I have been turned down before, but not in such a chicken-shit way. As you know, I attempted a longer post on the experience but the mods took it down for being my second post in less than a week.
I need a drink;)
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where you take a large martini glass and put a shooter ( shot glass) full of vodka or any kind of liquor and surround the remaining space with whipped cream then the contestant shall put there hands behind there back and MUFF DIVE! have to get through all the whipped cream and get the shooter(shot glass) with there mouth and also get a firm grip on the shot glass with there mouth and take the liquor down. (ADD A CHERRY AT THE TOP IF DESIRED IF NOT WELL THEM MUFF ANYWAY JUST DONT USE YOUR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ) want to become a MUFF DIVER? heres a recipe use it as a drinking game with your friends! RECIPE 1 part Kahlua ® coffee liqueur 1 part amaretto almond liqueur 1 part Irish cream 1 1/2 oz whipped cream 👍 75 👎 137 muff diver - video Muff diver - what is it? when a man/woman eats/ licks a womans roast beef drapes with their tounge 'Sera wants to muff dive Ashley tonight' 👍 77 👎 123 What does "muff diver" mean? A muff diver is another word for a lesbian. It does not always refer to oral sex, it is just a derogatory term for a lesbian or someone that you are calling a lesbian to be harsh, when they are not.
(P. S. this is also cross posted to GBRAOMD. ) An Adorably Awkward yet Sexy British Diver The next day I decided to do the usual round of museums that attract those of us in the STEM world. I also had a full English breakfast in one of those places in S. Kensington while wearing my cutest outfit. (Self-care ya'll). Before the Scot disaster, the British diver and I had been talking back and forth and could not really secure a time to meet. I told him a bit of what happened and told him that if we met, it might be to just have coffee and talk about areas in the boroughs (NY) that a travel writer like him should spend time in. I was really in a vulnerable state and he understood that. The picture he had sent me was a full body pic with his gorgeous face fully visible. (Unlike the Awful Scot who first sent a pic with sunglasses and then another one with some weird facial expression. Shrug. ) Also unlike the Awful Scot, Sexy Brit was well, a handsome guy: Classic good looks (his description -- slim, late 30s, blonde hair, light eyes), symmetrical face, great smile, etc.
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